Reader Discretion Unsupervised – Shepherd Express

I’m Art Kumbalek and man oh manischewitz what a world, ain’a? So listen, first, the good news for yours truly from the last couple, three days or so: I have not been struck by lightning, nor had I been pancaked dead by that Chinese rocket that was to scream back down to Earth somewheres sometime last weekend, nor was I plugged full of holes by some focking lunatic out exercising his Second Amendment rights. Call me Mr. Lucky…